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jesusisacorpse wrote:
If the "if" is ridiculous, and the premise is a non sequitur to boot. The premise in that logical abortion was tantamount to, "If clocks could fly, everything that isn't a clock can't fly."

Haha, well he hid the absurdity slightly better. Slightly.
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As well with your scissor analogy...

Yeah well about that, I know it's a bit much to ask but could you tear my scissors analogy apart?
And if possible, in a way so that even I understand why it sucks, please?


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Yes. a priori is shit. Ontological shit. Live with it.

Oh well, I'll live with it.
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.. what does "necessarily reveals" even mean?
Dunno. Are you making shit up again?

Again?
Eh, and no. His #2 was:
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2) If something is created by God, then it necessarily reveals God

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If you rape marmots then you are a purple unicorn. A priori is shit.

All A rapes B
If you do not rape B then you are not an A.

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Darn it, now I'll have to send Logic to therapy :P

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sadron wrote:
Darn it, now I'll have to send Logic to therapy :P


The last time I went to therapy I was raped.

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The last time I went to therapy I was raped.


The last time I went to therapy the dude told me I needed to keep a diary and I told him I didn't want to keep a diary and he pretty much said there wasn't anything he could do for me then.

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The last time I went to therapy I was raped


What are you, Ally Sheedy from The Breakfast Club? :P

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The last time I went to therapy I was raped.


The last time I went to therapy the dude told me I needed to keep a diary and I told him I didn't want to keep a diary and he pretty much said there wasn't anything he could do for me then.


What a douche bag.



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What are you, Ally Sheedy from The Breakfast Club? :P

Uh, sure.

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Hamlet wrote:
http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showthread.php?p=2931329#post2931329

Read and discuss?

I personally think it's a load of shit, and the argument is both faulty and bizarre.



Oh.. the fact that bloke goes in with the Kalam (Lane Craig) premise, just shows what a tool he is. :roll:

Meh.. :|

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Darn it, now I'll have to send Logic to therapy :P


The last time I went to therapy I was raped.

Therapist.... THE RAPIST, OH SHIT

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Darn it, now I'll have to send Logic to therapy :P


The last time I went to therapy I was raped.

Therapist.... THE RAPIST, OH SHIT


*cowers*

I guess I'm getting used to it...

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SamAel wrote:
jesusisacorpse wrote:
If the "if" is ridiculous, and the premise is a non sequitur to boot. The premise in that logical abortion was tantamount to, "If clocks could fly, everything that isn't a clock can't fly."

Haha, well he hid the absurdity slightly better. Slightly.


Not really.

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As well with your scissor analogy...

Yeah well about that, I know it's a bit much to ask but could you tear my scissors analogy apart?


There's no need to 'tear it apart' past pointing out that if a god exists/existed, and that god willed the creation of the existence, and that god was all knowing at the time of said creation, then everything within existence happens according to that god's will, and no one else's, period.

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And if possible, in a way so that even I understand why it sucks, please?


If you can't understand that, you suck. But you understand it, so you still suck for disingenuously feigning confusion. Point of fact, there's only one way out of your corner of suck.

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jesusisacorpse wrote:
There's no need to 'tear it apart' past pointing out that if a god exists/existed, and that god willed the creation of the existence, and that god was all knowing at the time of said creation, then everything within existence happens according to that god's will, and no one else's, period.

Ahh, so if God creates man knowing that man will invent scissors, it's not man but God that is the creator of scissors!
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But you understand it, so you still suck for disingenuously feigning confusion.

Yeah that's why I asked you, so I could disingenuously feign confusion to hide my evil theist plot.
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Point of fact, there's only one way out of your corner of suck.

Haha, stop posting right?
Well, I'd rather appear stupid then stay stupid.
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SamAel wrote:
jesusisacorpse wrote:
If the "if" is ridiculous, and the premise is a non sequitur to boot. The premise in that logical abortion was tantamount to, "If clocks could fly, everything that isn't a clock can't fly."

Haha, well he hid the absurdity slightly better. Slightly.


Help me out here, guys? I agree that it is not a logically valid implication that 'If A then B, then if not-A then not-B', (A is clocks and B is flight in your example, right?), but I don't understand why you have interpreted what the OP is saying in his first premise that way.

To me, the first premise is basically trying to say something like, "As God is defined as the creator of everything that exists that isn't God, then if God exists, everything that exists that isn't God was created by God." That appears logically consistent to me, and from there the OP is trying to argue God into existence, like all ontological arguments attempt to do.


I'm not saying his ontological argument works, I'm just trying to get on the same page as you both here with respect to premise #1. :?

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jesusisacorpse wrote:
If the "if" is ridiculous, and the premise is a non sequitur to boot. The premise in that logical abortion was tantamount to, "If clocks could fly, everything that isn't a clock can't fly."

Haha, well he hid the absurdity slightly better. Slightly.


Help me out here, guys? I agree that it is not a logically valid implication that 'If A then B, then if not-A then not-B', (A is clocks and B is flight in your example, right?), but I don't understand why you have interpreted what the OP is saying in his first premise that way.

To me, the first premise is basically trying to say something like, "As God is defined as the creator of everything that exists that isn't God, then if God exists, everything that exists that isn't God was created by God." That appears logically consistent to me, and from there the OP is trying to argue God into existence, like all ontological arguments attempt to do.


I'm not saying his ontological argument works, I'm just trying to get on the same page as you both here with respect to premise #1. :?


That is the point LL as to why I see the absurdity. Jerome (the dude on the other site) premise is by using the Kalam Cosmology Arguement is inferring that "God" IS the uncaused cause and that is that. I am sure though that MANY a theist believe that G-o-d "exists", whereby negating the whole "what begins to exist" is caused angle as it would mean that God would need to have been created in order TO exist, whereby God cannot be the uncaused, cause.

Try reasoning that one out with a theist though! :lol:

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That is the point LL as to why I see the absurdity. Jerome (the dude on the other site) premise is by using the Kalam Cosmology Arguement is inferring that "God" IS the uncaused cause and that is that.


*scratches head* I don't see where in his ontological argument he is injecting anything from the Kalam Cosmological Argument, or am I not understanding you correctly, Wooly? As far as I can tell, he only mentions KCA in his preamble as one of the reasons why he wants to attempt an ontological argument.

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I am sure though that MANY a theist believe that G-o-d "exists", whereby negating the whole "what begins to exist" is caused angle as it would mean that God would need to have been created in order TO exist, whereby God cannot be the uncaused, cause.

Try reasoning that one out with a theist though! :lol:


Heh, yeah, I have tried to numerous times. Hell, I still remember being the other side of that argument actually, puzzled as to why the stupid atheist is having trouble understanding, "God = eternal, so there. Duh!"

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To me, the first premise is basically trying to say something like, "As God is defined as the creator of everything that exists that isn't God, then if God exists, everything that exists that isn't God was created by God." That appears logically consistent to me, and from there the OP is trying to argue God into existence, like all ontological arguments attempt to do.

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...all the way over to wiki's article on equivocation, you stupid fucking cunt.

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You're accusing me of equivocation in the first quote? or, what?

In your previous reply to me you were guilty of equivocation, with you using the term "made" in two senses, Sam - ie "If man fashioned the scissors out of what God made, who made the scissors?" (If you want to discuss that....reply to that post.)

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Lapsed Lurker wrote:
You're accusing me of equivocation in the first quote? or, what?

Or, what!
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In your previous reply to me you were guilty of equivocation, with you using the term "made" in two senses, Sam - ie "If man fashioned the scissors out of what God made, who made the scissors?"

Just using a word that can have two senses does not an equivocation make.
And I originally used the word "created" which you changed into "made", and I'm guilty of equivocation?
Wow, ok.
What different senses of "made" are you thinking about? Invented and created? And how would that make my question an equivocation?
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(If you want to discuss that....reply to that post.)

Why should I reply to another post something we are discussing in this?


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That is the point LL as to why I see the absurdity. Jerome (the dude on the other site) premise is by using the Kalam Cosmology Arguement is inferring that "God" IS the uncaused cause and that is that.


*scratches head* I don't see where in his ontological argument he is injecting anything from the Kalam Cosmological Argument, or am I not understanding you correctly, Wooly? As far as I can tell, he only mentions KCA in his preamble as one of the reasons why he wants to attempt an ontological argument.

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I am sure though that MANY a theist believe that G-o-d "exists", whereby negating the whole "what begins to exist" is caused angle as it would mean that God would need to have been created in order TO exist, whereby God cannot be the uncaused, cause.

Try reasoning that one out with a theist though! :lol:


Heh, yeah, I have tried to numerous times. Hell, I still remember being the other side of that argument actually, puzzled as to why the stupid atheist is having trouble understanding, "God = eternal, so there. Duh!"


That is the point hon. He mentioned Lane Craigs waffle KCA (by mere mention) Lane Craig is near like a "reasoning" icon in many religious circles, and I reckon that the Jerome fellow is catering to THAT particular audience, hence his cheesy "rebut" comment at the end.. where there has been NONE.

He then as you can see goes on to support the KCA premise as to his ontological arguement, which in turn makes the target audience happy, hence again, no rebuttal. :lol:

Seriously I am sure if there has been ANY rebuttal to his points, they have been promptly deleted. I know this as I DID. *wink* :P

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You're accusing me of equivocation in the first quote? or, what?

Or, what!


Then, what was the point you were making with the two quotes?

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To me, the first premise is basically trying to say something like, "As God is defined as the creator of everything that exists that isn't God, then if God exists, everything that exists that isn't God was created by God." That appears logically consistent to me, and from there the OP is trying to argue God into existence, like all ontological arguments attempt to do.


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...all the way over to wiki's article on equivocation, you stupid fucking cunt.

:lol:

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